Famous Customer Quotes

Look what the celebs are saying about Vern's Wood Goods (consent forms pending)...
"Vern, these are my newest 'favorite thing'.  Please have your people call my people...."
 
 Oprah
 
 
 
 
 
"Go ahead Vern, make my spatula."
 
Clint
 
 
 
"In retrospect, I wish I would have just invested in Vern's Wood Goods instead."
 
Martha
 
 
 
 
"Sure, I can build a lot of things, but when I want the best, I call my good buddy Vern."
 
Norm
 
 
 
 
"Vern puts some SOUL into that wood, brother!!!"
 
Ray
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"As soon as I met 'The Vern' I knew I needed to fire my previous cutting board guy."
 
 
Donald
 
 
 
 
"Look...Vern's Wood Goods are beautiful, American made, and smooth like me.  His products are a model of the way everything should be."
 
Barack
 
 
 
 
 
 
"I have never found a shoe horn that was long enough for me until I found this one from Vern.  I haven't had to tie my shoes in over a year!"

Kareem


 
 
 
 
"I would have guessed MUCH higher prices for Vern's products!"
 
Bob
 
 
 
 
"Vern's stuff makes me giddy like a school girl.  I just can't help myself.  One look at my cutting board and I get all, like, he he he he he he. "
 
Bud
 
 
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